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Only men can do this. Where you drop a turd stand up an cut the turd in half with with urin
Wife: why do you always take so long in the bathroom

Husband: I just laid a big turd I had to go loggin to flush it and not plug the toilet

Wife: what the fuck I didn't need to know that

Husband: Then why ask
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being online or on the internet...
like you are logging into your myspace, facebook or email account.
I got my four hours of loggin in today.
loggin by mt.hood January 18, 2008
Keeping a tab on someone, or waiting for them to fuck up or contradict themselves. It’s like holding a grudge but more toward reconnaissance.
“I heard how he talked to me, now I’m loggin’”
“She said she wanted to go to sleep, but after I left she stayed up. I’ll be logging for a hot minute.”
“He leaked my snaps, so I’m logging until the right moment.”
Loggin by Yung Putty December 11, 2018
Juanda was just loggin' at the Rave last night!
loggin' by Josephine Greene May 9, 2003
The process of checking out someone and mentally loggin them in your mind.
That guy over there is loggin' me!
Loggin' by HoodVigga December 15, 2008

Loggin' Off

"Charlene What are you doin in there, you've been ages!!?"
"I'm loggin' off!"
"Dirt"
or
I really have to log off, I'm touching cloth man!
Loggin' Off by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

Loggin hobbs 

1. used to describe a night of getting wrecked or going hard.

2. refers to flight time logged and recorded by a pilot.
Yo, we're gunna logg some mad hobbs this weekend.
Loggin hobbs by Swollen Psychopath December 31, 2003
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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