by con chen June 7, 2004
A "Loftus" is when someone is mistaken into revealing their love for someone else, when in a completely sober state.
Jamie: Allow, I got baited out by Jack over my love Laura.
Everyone: Ah mate you had a Loftus done to you
Everyone: Ah mate you had a Loftus done to you
by TheHairyGreekWoman July 2, 2011
The act of putting a lacrosse stick in between your legs and then using it to poke someone in the butt area.
by Shark Attack Jensen April 15, 2009
Fail. Ultimate fail. Hole. Crap. Deep hole. Garbage. o-o
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
O noes, we near Loftus, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT DAMMIT.
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*
by Sexy Land September 19, 2007
An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.
by sarana December 12, 2005
when ever your with a group of friends and someone you dont really like shows up so you ditch em and get the fuck out. usually preformed in a fast manor
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by haha kiddo August 18, 2008
When a guy sleeps with his girlfriend knowing that he has a STD (that he has caught off someone else) - he then passes it to her and blames her for giving it to him.
Frank: "Steve, how did your girlfriend take its when you told her that you had chlamydia?"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
Steve: "She felt guilty and brought me a playstaion 3"
Frank: "how did you manage that?"
Steve: "I gave her the loftus surprise"
by Mars17 June 27, 2010