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Louisiana Locomotive 

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.
Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.
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LECUMSTAIN 

LECUMSTAIN IS 0-69 IN FINALS

lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.
Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012

Locomotophile 

People who are sexually attracted to trains, trams and cars. Thomas viewers in particular
-my friend once travelled on a train and now he cant leave it for his life
-isn't that what u call a locomotophile
-wait there's a word for it
Locomotophile by ShadyLores January 3, 2021

Lomummery 

A word used to describe a female lacking social status. Often a virgin, Lomummeries are found roaming the streets in the early hours of the morning looking for somebody to seduce and claim their own. Unfortunately these (very few) victims often reject the Lomummery when lacking an influence of alcohol.
Male 1: "I was walking home from Barn club the other night and this Lomummery threw herself on me."

Male 2: "Shit! What did you do?"

Male 1: "I told her I was not nearly drunk enough and stamped on her toe"

Male 2: "Niceeee one"

Locust Democrats 

A person who likes voting and advocating for progressive policies, but doesn't like living in the shitty societies those policies create.

Typically the are white, middle class, have a stable family and career, and prefer living around other white or asian people. So basically they are a republican except they vote left and consume progressive media. They like to flee leftist cities and then ruin the nice small republican towns they move to by making them more progressive. They they move to another town... Like locusts.
What do you think about the new family that moved here from Portland?

They are fucking locust Democrats.
Locust Democrats by MrTibbsinHaul November 16, 2020