lochness monster 

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

lochness monster by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

Lochness Monster 

The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.

The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such

Lochness Monster by smithy85 December 9, 2008

Lock Ness Monster 

On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.

What was wrong with that thread about having sex?

kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him

Fucking lock ness monster...

Lock Ness Monster by I M A Dogg August 6, 2010

Lochness Monster Bombs 

A mixture of Jose Cuervo, Monster Energy Drink, and Promethazine-codeine cough syrup in a shot glass and then downed like a motherfuckin badass

Ryan: Yo Rick i wanna do some drinkin
Rick: Straight up dawg lets do Lochness Monster Bombs

Lochness Monster Bombs by Ricky Murda January 19, 2010

lochness monster 

when a man's erection sticks out of the water halfways

Joey was embarrased when his "lochness monster" stuck out of the water at the pool party

lochness monster by jhsrugby4days May 3, 2011

pop and lock ness monster 

a fictional lock ness monster that dances

got to youtube and search dance baby dance by sick animation it has the pop and lock ness monster

pop and lock ness monster by nigletousity January 2, 2011

Lock Ness Monster 

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

Lock Ness Monster by QuacksO November 6, 2022