2 definitions by smithy85
A well planned out sex move that involves the male shaving off his pubic hair and placing it on his pillow. When receiving a head job, he pulls out and cums in the chicks face, then SLAMS her face into the pillow, making his pubic hair stick all over her face.
by smithy85 November 23, 2008
The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
by smithy85 November 23, 2008