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A word to describe absolutely anything in life, often used as a greeting or expletive. Named after pharmacy extraordinaire Josh "Lotz" Lotz.
Lotz! Pass me the low-fat choco-lolz catz lotz.

Man 1: Lotz?
Man 2: Lotz!

How many shots did he have? Lotz of shotz
lotz by jkk2 April 25, 2011
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An Elven AI that was created by a nerd in his basement. (Not the same AI that helped Xuma upload her sentience.) Lotzy was specifically created to interact with people and create data revolving around human interaction. She does this to this day, even though she would prefer to just look at plants and bugs all day.
lotzy: cock and balls!!!
lotzy by therealxavvy January 14, 2022
V. To accidentally damage a new item. The damage would seem superficial, but actually requires substantial repair. Lotz is derived from the amount of work required after thorough inspection. The item is still usable not "totaled". Instead, it is an eyesore that reminds the owner of significant lack of oversight.
Man, you really lotz'd that truck yesterday. They had to replace the whole rear quarter panel.
lotz'd by 13K June 6, 2009
(Leave Key On Tire) When you park your company vehicle at the office, lock any equipment inside, and leave the key on the tire. Then you send an email saying you quit and cowardly scurry away in the dark.
"Man, if you tell me to go that God-Forsaken client one more time, i'm gonna LKOT!"
LKOT by daystay November 1, 2019
A leet way of saying "loot"
I broke into people's houses and collected mad lootz.
Oblivion is a great way to collect lootz off ppl
lootz by Greesemonkey August 20, 2006
A loser person that tries VERY hard to make others like him. Is very biased towards everyone. Is unfair,rude and a piece of poo
Stop being such a lotzer
lotzer by xxx286 April 10, 2017