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little house on the prairie sex

Lame sex in which the woman just lays there doing nothing and may even be partially clothed during the act. Named because it's probably the kind of sex that people had on "Little House on the Prairie." Coined by Artie Lange of the Howard Stern Show. Synonymous with the Japanese slang maguro.
"I had to break up with Jane because it was nothing but little house on the prairie sex."
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Little House on the Prairie 

Really weird and sick, perverted old program which comes on at 1:00 am on channel 82. There is "Pa," a transient dork who never seems to accomplish anything much, "Ma," the only one who seems to have any brain, "Mary," the blind chick, "Laura," the bucktoothed, pigtailed skank who at the age of about 12 goes after the cock of the farmer "Manly" with a vengeance and doesn't let up until he marries her and she gets it, her little sister whose name I forget and whom I think is retarded, "Doc Baker" who gets paid with fried chicken and biscuits, "Mrs. Oleson" who is rich and nosy about her peasant white trash neighbors, "Mr. Oleson" who is her husband who runs the Mercantile with her, and the Reverand Alden who preaches at the church which doubles as the school. The Ingalls fuck up and move a lot. To South Dakota several times, to Kansas once and to Iowa. They usually live in a pathetic little shack in Walnut Grove, Minnesota. When they need to go to the big city they go to Sleepy Eye. When they need to go to the really big city they go to Mankato. The father is sappy and cries a lot like a wuss and can't seem to stick to anything. That is about it.
It's 12:50 am. Let me put on my fucking pajamas and make a snack and watch that piece of shit program "Little House on the Prairie". I wonder what that skanky slut Laura will be up to tonight other than scheming to get her hands on Manly's schlong.

Little House on the Prairie 

bang a girl from behind thats wearing pigtails. right before you cum, poke her in both eyes and yell "Nellie"
my pal randy had that chick last night, he gave her the little house on the prairie and now her eyes are sore!

little house on the prairie 

an illegal lab where crystal meth is made
that hoe was having problems with her pimp so now she's making crystal in a little house on the prairie

my little house school 

literally the worst place u could ever think of . mlhs is full fake bitches who think that they're so popular and cute but in fact they're actually just insecure pieces of shit that go around gossiping about everyone just to fill the void inside them. the school is basically a shit hole that thinks it tops and outstands every other school in jeddah when in real life there isn't one successful student there except for a couple girls in seventh grade of course . The principal of the secondary section is extremely full of herself and thinks that she can boss everyone around like they're her servants (including the students btw ) She forbiddes anything and everything because in her mind that's what proper education is like , moreover its a complete waste of money. She also has a little side chick (she's a teacher) that she's taking full advantage of but oh well. Basically everything is horrible from the uniforms , students , education , teachers , principals all the way to the building itself . if u have eVer considered transferring schools to mlhs , think again . please .
concerned student looking for proper education : Have you ever heard of my little house school ? , im thinking of transferring there

Me : * even more concerned for the person because they're actually , in fact , asking to die*

Get your little horse out of the rain 

“Get your little horse out of the rain” is an expression used towards to someone that is cocky or just to say to someone give up on something you know is impossible to happen
M - Hey, please go out with me, im desperate.
S - Go getting your little house out of the rain, bitch, not even in your dreams.

O - You are such a slut…
H - WOWOWOWOWOW get your little horse out of the rain, you dont know anything about me
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026