A highschool teacher that has a chocolate addiction and likes Not letting kids go to the water fountain.
she is a overall fantastic individual as long as you dont make her mad by talking. than she might put you in time-out and have you lookin' like a 5 yr old child. If you need a better grade bring a babe ruth to school slide it on her desk and ask her for extra credit or whatever you need. tbh if you mis behave she might make you make her a sandwhich or sum so dont make her mad unless you like makin soup.
Mrs. Litherland took all my chocolate and made my wash her dishes
A kickass Splatter Funk band made up of Basim Usmani on fretless bass and vocals, Mike Orifice on guitar and Lindsay Champagne on drums. Go check them out.
"Need a hand? I won't refuse!
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust
A piece of land and self-proclaimed micro-nation between Croatia and Serbia. Not Serbia nor Croatia claimed it so one guy did, and then grew a community around it. He considers Liberland an independent, free nation and wants to get national recognition.
Croatian police has problems with people entering it, due to illegal Schengen entry violation
Andrew: “Bro have you heard of Liberland?”
Jamal: “Yeah, isn’t that the micro-nation between Croatia and Serbia?”
Andrew: “Yeah it is. Your black friend, Jamal the third got arrested while trying to get to it
Philosophers, engineers, artists, architects, lawyers and otherwise highly skilled individuals easily applicable in modern society, with a strong desire of primitive living in swamp areas for extended periods of time.
"I met some Gypsies in an Osijek shopping centre. I thought they weren't present in the area but their skin color wasn't typical."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.