Linguine 

(Verb) The act of beating the shit out of someone's legs so that they cannot walk while leaving their upper body untouched.

"Why's Jim on crutches?"

"He got linguined afterschool Friday when Bill found out he had fucked Stacy."

Linguine by DeepFriedTofu January 11, 2021

lingocide 

Destruction of Standard American English with bastardized silly made up words. Fo'shizzy. Should be punishable by Sister Mary Catherine using a ruler on your knuckles and at least some time incarcerated.

Heaving moobs and a sweaty lip, Jason glanced about slit-eyed, hunched down and committed the lingocide, furtively, deliberately.

lingocide by johnnycooks December 6, 2009

linguine 

(n.) The most deliciosio pasta in universe. Not linguini

Jerry- Can I have some o dat good ass linguine
Waiter- Linguini?
Jerry-FUCK YOU LINGUINE

linguine by The dankest boi in da wurld January 30, 2017

Linguine On Rye 

When a man wraps his dick around his gooch to nut in his own butt cheeks.

Bro, make sure ass cheeks are dry, before you try Linguine on Rye.

Linguine On Rye by Carlos Spicyweiner 69 May 16, 2021

linguicide

Used in linguistics, Speakers of a language start to use another language to the point where it starts to be used in the home and/or the next generation or subsequent generations do not learn the language. When the last speaker of a language dies so does the language. That language can never be heard again in a natural setting.

In California alone, linguicide is committed yearly. It's such a shame!

linguicide by Imidast April 23, 2008

Lucifer’s Linguine 

That spiritual cooking of marijuana

Yo, we’re having lucifer’s Linguine tonight if you wanna taste!

Lucifer’s Linguine by dunber April 22, 2018

linguidiot 

An individual who promotes idiostics.

The rise of Internet communications has led to a rise in poor grammar, spelling, and punctuation, along with a rise in ad-hoc fad-based portmanteaus, such as Brangolina. Linguidiot is a portmanteau mocking both the overuse of portmanteaus and people with exceptionally poor grasp of writing constructs. It combines linguistics (the science of language) and idiot (severe retardation).

Some linguistic offenders prefer to respond by further highlighting their ignorance, using responses such as Grammar Nazi.

Originally coined April 3, 2013 by Gregory S. of Florida.

Bob: Ur l8me to.

Fred: Way to go, linguidiot! You make yourself look like you have no ability to learn and apply details.

Bob: grammar nazi

Fred: (roll eyes) You're using the wrong words (too, not to) and can't spell! That's not even grammar!

linguidiot by ChuckerGreg April 3, 2013