Ling Ling 

Ling Ling is the king of music. He can play any instrument, without any sacrilegious suspicions.

I thought you were practicing! Ling Ling practices 40 hours a day, yet you are going nowhere. My son, you are a failure!

Ling Ling by earthlingalien January 26, 2019

Langload 

To take the biggest shit of your life

Joe was on the toilet langloading his shit turds

Langload by LangLoadMaster March 5, 2022

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills

"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

Jesse Lingardinho by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup

Wow Lingardinho made me cum

lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho 

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too

“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola

Lingardinho by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021

Quan Ling Ling Dingle

Quandale Dingles asian brother

Quan Ling Ling Dingle put illegal substances in my ramen and I died.

Quan Ling Ling Dingle by Quandale Dingles friend April 29, 2022

xiao ling 

a made up fictional character that people keep making roblox stories with

he says "hi I am Xiao ling" in front of every fucking sentence

xiao ling by chiaruko July 1, 2022