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A lingley is a euphemism for the never ending struggle to get tail, whether it be from a male or female. Lingley was an expert of the tail pursuit in the American Southwest during the late 1980s, similar to Chaz Reinhardt from Wedding Crashers. For that purpose, a lingley is an homage to the hunt for sexual partners or the act of hunting for sexual partners.
i.e. "man, i think we should get pinned and pull a lingley tonight. I need to get laid"

i.e. " (with an unsuspecting parent) - mom, i would really love to stay and talk about grandma's boils but i have to go out and pull a lingley tonight."
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Langley Park 

A town in maryland whos heart is on university blvd, and new hampshire ave. it is known for its pupusa trucks behind toys r us, gigante express, NWL, PANAM, anas cafe, doña azuzena, estellas hair salon, pollo campero, and casa de maryland. the town has a ratio on 50 latinos for every ONE person of another race. u can buy mangos and minuta from corner stands. the traffic is horrible in the town but once u cross piney branch its gone. u always be seein chents wit black hondas and purple tinted windows. The lil salvador/lil mexico/lil honduras/lil guatemala of the metropolitan area. prolly more inhabited by latinos then their home countries. Oh and u cant forget about the tick-tock
if there was a day witout a latino langley park would be deserted.
Langley Park by oh chet putos August 3, 2006
One of the nicest, care free, get along with anyone and love you to death people you'll ever meet. She's even cute when she tries to be angry.
Lindley by S.R.O'B February 25, 2010
The most beautiful girl you've ever seen. Her eyes are captivating and you just can't help but stare into them. Her smile lights up the room and stops your heart, is she gives you a chance to date her then you are the luckiest guy in the world.
(n.) An amazingly talented individual. One who is an ispiration to young adults. This Linsley is also very unique and has an outstanding sense of humor. Her personality runs wild, along with her creativity. As I had mentioned before, she is very talented.. to spring off of that, she is very strong in subjects such as language arts and choreography, therefore it is normal to see her in the yearbook staff and the schools cheerleading team. She is very kind and never careless. Her beauty shines brighter than the morning sun. You should meet one in your lifetime, because if you haven't already, you're missing out. And remember- the things that are least common to find are the thing we treasure the most in life.
Dude 1: "Wow, that Linsley is everything I had imagined her to be."
Dude 2: "and more.. so, keep her. It's not common to find one."
Dude 1: "You bet your ass i'm keeping her. I'm going to marry her one day!"
Linsley by LinsleyRachelle May 8, 2010
Linsley is amazingly retarded, she loves cartoons. Skinny and short with black/brown hair. She is extremely anxious and stupid. But everyone loves her
1: is that linsley?
2: yeah, that whore
Linsley by FluffyChan October 12, 2019

Langley Foundation for Social Betterment 

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.