gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

gary lineker by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

Gary Lineker

English football player who earned eighty caps playing for the England national football team and scored 330 goals in his career as a professional footballer. Advertised Walker's crisps after retiring from

professional football. Also became a presenter on BBC's Match Of The Day. English folk hero and defender of human rights.

Gary Lineker used to play professional football for Leicester, Everton and England before going on to work for the BBC as a sports presenter. He also criticised government policy on immigration, which was widely seen as being inhumane and unworkable.

Gary Lineker by Minderbinder March 12, 2023

Wayne Lineker Spawn Point

A (typically Mediterranean) seaside resort, often frequented by "hen" and "stag" party attendees (bachelorette and bachelor parties in the US) and 18 to 30 year old, working class British men and women/Wayne Lineker (brother of football commentator Gary Lineker)

Ibiza is a notorious Wayne Lineker Spawn Point

Wayne Lineker Spawn Point by Freakalicious April 10, 2026

Wayne Lineker Spawn Point

A (typically Mediterranean) seaside resort, often frequented by "hen" and "stag" party attendees (bachelorette and bachelor parties in the US) and 18 to 30 year old, working class British men and women/Wayne Lineker (brother of football commentator Gary Lineker)

Ibiza is a notorious Wayne Lineker Spawn Point

Wayne Lineker Spawn Point by Freakalicious April 10, 2026

sex linker 

A sex linker is a person that links often for sexual related activities. A sec linker often is starving for attention or to feel good about themselves.

Friend: “Kahala is such a sex linker!”
You: “Yeah she’s always sought attention”

sex linker by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

back linker 

a person who sends you the same youtube or other various links, by chat or mail, that you have only just sent them two days ago

John: Look, it's a new Rammstein video!

Sally: You're such a back linker John, I've sent yout this link yesterday!

back linker by snicve March 20, 2010

Linker 

A 2-3 pound largemouth bass because a 4 pounder is a toad and a 5 pounder is a lunker

Dude if a 5 pounder is a lunker and a 4 pounder is a toad, than what is a linker 2 pounds

Linker by Jacklinkerrmanguys November 11, 2017