line weasel 

1. One who cuts in front of you in line at QFC with a shopping cart full of junk late at night when you only have 1 item (typically something you need right away) and typically has no clue of other humans in line.

That line weasel really pisses me off with her 3 kids and shopping cart full of shit...BITCH!!!

line weasel by Bryan Tradup August 21, 2005

Linkweasel 

Person who copies and pastes internet links to sites in excess to prove or support their position. Links to sites are often on one subject and based on opinion rather than fact. The Linkweasel only cares that you read the link they have posted and feels that they have provided a public service by doing so. When questioned about a link will supply you with another link rather than answer you question.

Sandy is such a Linkweasel. I wish he would just stop posting links about politics.

Let's talk about something else. I don't want to turn into a Linkweasel.

Linkweasel by PENSION October 2, 2011