Extreme whore with large boobs, and is a profesional prostitute in her videos. She looks dirtier than ashley patey on a bad day, with her fake breasts bounching out of her shirt, while her synthasized voice, over airbrushed face, and anoying complaining lyrics that she didn't write fill the screen and your ears. She injoys old men, face bleach to get rid of her frecels, and dancing in cages to fufill her full whore potential . Altough shes only about 18, she's already been slutty enough to last her a life time. We can only hope that soon she will put on some clothes and take a damn shower.
Lisdney Lohan is sluttier than your mom.
by Devin MacDonald March 29, 2005
A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.
Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.
by notlying2ya February 28, 2011