The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.
Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.
A hockey player for the Dallas Stars.
Was once one of the greatest forces in the game but his career was unhitched due to multiple concussions. Most notably when he got ROCKED by Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.
The greatest hockey player in history. Superhuman strength that would command attention whenever he stepped onto an NHL surface. Hart Trophy winner 1995.
Eric Lindros would break necks with devastating hits, score highlight reel goals that would make Wayne Gretzky cry himself to sleep, and punish anyone in his way with constant flurries of fists to the mouth.
Some suspect he is the spawn of Hercules and Wonder Woman.
Also known as "The Great One". Sorry Gretzky, try to take it back if you like the taste of haymakers.
Eric Lindros is the only man in history documented to stop the spin of the earth's axis with a bodycheck.
A person who attempts to use multiple accounts to circumvent blocks or banning. Named after Eric Lindros from the popular fake baseball discord server, who continuously created and purchased reddit accounts in order to sneak around a ban.
Well, it turns out that my online side hoe was actually just a lindros of my ex-girlfriend. This is awkward.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.