Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.
I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?
by Leelynn May 28, 2010
When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick
Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log
by ploppypoppy99 August 07, 2015
A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass
Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs
by kylesimons June 12, 2011
When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.
CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."
by J Company, 5th Regiment March 06, 2013
When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.
"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"

"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."
by UncleRumpleFugly July 07, 2009
When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 25, 2006
A single man or woman that is of African descent that is floating in a pool or jacuzzi.
Hey Ray Ray, check out that Lincoln Log in the pool down there!"
by thezapperbam June 12, 2012
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