4 definitions by theallknowingnostradamus

Top Definition
The act of getting fellatio in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. You then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the ejaculate into the lifeguard's mouth. He will then be pretty angry.
Jim: Yo dude! You see that lifeguard puking up semen!

Sean: Yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.
by theallknowingnostradamus February 25, 2011
The act of sitting on a woman's twat and taking a long, stiff, preferably brown stool directly into her vagina until she orgasms.
Timmy: I just gave my girlfriend a lincoln logging last night

Robert: Her vagina probably smells like shit!
by theallknowingnostradamus February 25, 2011
A dirty, dirty motherfucker.
I am afraid to go on the ocean because that saimoon is in it.
by theallknowingnostradamus June 10, 2011
The act of getting fellatio in a pool, and after reaching climax drowning your girlfriend. You then call for the lifeguard to give her mouth to mouth resuscitation, and eventually, she will cough up the ejaculate into the lifeguard's mouth. He will then be pretty angry.
Jim: Yo dude! You see that lifeguard puking up semen!

Sean: Yeah man, he must have gotten the old angry lifeguard.
by theallknowingnostradamus February 25, 2011

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