Annoying, boring, mainstream rapper. (See lame) From his lame-ass lyrics to his horribly annoying voice, Lil Wayne still manages to sell tons and feature on everyone's songs. This is only because a lot of teens and tweens don't know shit about hip hop and think his music is hardcore so they buy it. Either way, just because he sells a lot does NOT make him a good rapper. There are worse rappers out there, but the fact that Wayne and his fans seriously think he's the "best rapper alive" makes him deserving of any hate, if that hopefully exists.
Teen douchebag: Yo nigga Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!

Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.

Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!

Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:

T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus

Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in charge of the country
Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst me
My people are so hungry that they attack without reason
Like a fuckin' dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
Immortal Technique is treason to the patriot act
So come and get me motherfucker cause I'm not coming back
by thehickerap January 25, 2012
when one consumes hella too much of that god damn syrup
damn nigga you pullin a lil wayne, lay off on that sizzurp!
by hiphophead293847 September 03, 2009
Hell No He Aint The Best Rapper Alive Cant Yall Remeber The Game Jim Jones Snoop Dogg T.i's Gettin Up There Swizz Beats And Ludacris Dont Even Get Me Started On Him He Has The Best Flow And Could Get Weezy Runnin Back For New Orleans...All These Lil Niggas Lettin Out This Shit And Now Heez Tryna Let Out Some Rock Shit Next He Gon Have A Boy Band..Hell Naw...! Oh An Immortal Technique Oh All The Rappers I Named They Bring It Back Because These Niggas Want It Back
"12 Year Old Boy Lookin At A Poster Of Lil Wanye- Ooo Lil Wayne Ive Always Dreamed Of Ridin Your Dick Please O Please!"

13 Year Old Girl Me *This Shows How Fast The Phase Gets Over With*-" Oh Shut The Fuck Up I Know You Were Up Wit Him And Birdman At His Last Concert Gettin Some Dick"

12 Year Old Boy- *Cries*
by xoxoSecciMamaxoxo May 12, 2009
Someone who does too many drugs to perform to their full potential.
Damn, my lil wayne brother won't get his act together!
by dannnnny June 12, 2008
That horrible feeling when you need to take a massive piss yet only a couple drops come out but you know for a fact that you need to piss like a race horse.
The opposite of Alotta Wayne
A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
A talentless black male.
Dude 1: Yo man I really need to piss.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
Lil Wayne has no talent.
by ThatOneCracker December 31, 2012
1. A once semi talented rapper who thinks he is a blood and sounds like he is about to cry.
Dude, I liked Lil Wayne before, but i just heard the "pocketful of sunshine" remix and realized he sucks.
by teh stuff April 15, 2009
the wackest mothafucka since t-paine hes weak and as far as im concerned hes not a rapper hes a pop artist...he needs to get on some real shit...mabey mr doctor or z-ro could put him on some real shit
hey look lil waynes in the top 100 again i wonder if 0es got a faggot ass robot in his throat dancin around and shit
by oreo_master_of_disaster February 18, 2009

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