he sucks ass. he's overrated by pricks who don't know shit. he can't freestyle. he can't rap. he's a swagger jacker. he sounds like he's gargling my nut sack.

i don't give a fuck if lil' wayne sold millions of records. that just goes to show how idiotic millions of people can be.

he's been rapping before he went to puberty, and he still sucks ass.
by madvillainy July 11, 2008
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Some retarded ass rapper who stole his rhymes from Gillie tha kid.He wanksta too,Nigga aint no real blood,stop trippin.I aint hatin neither,just bein truthful.He wasnt as whack back then as he is now.
Fag:Hey man,did you that new mixtape Lil wayne came out with?Its fabulous!

Man:You dumb faggot,dat nigga fake like dem titties u got.U betta go on outta here dat shit.Listen to some real hip hop cuz u lost bro.
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Annoying, boring, mainstream rapper. (See lame) From his lame-ass lyrics to his horribly annoying voice, Lil Wayne still manages to sell tons and feature on everyone's songs. This is only because a lot of teens and tweens don't know shit about hip hop and think his music is hardcore so they buy it. Either way, just because he sells a lot does NOT make him a good rapper. There are worse rappers out there, but the fact that Wayne and his fans seriously think he's the "best rapper alive" makes him deserving of any hate, if that hopefully exists.
Teen douchebag: Yo nigga Lil Wayne is the best rapper alive!

Me: That's funny because last time I checked, Nas, Rakim, Chuck D, Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique, Tech N9ne, and Eminem were still alive.

Teen douchebag: Fuck u nigga yous a bitch-ass nigga! Lil Weezy speaks da troof!

Me: Sure he does. Here's a lyrical comparison:

T-Pain and Lil Wayne - Bang Bang Pow Pow
I go so hard they call me go so hard
...
I go bonkers boy, I put that on my mom and ‘em
The hoes are all alike, they put the hoe in
I think all these niggas sound like me, That’s a compliment
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus

Immortal Technique - Point of No Return
I know too much, the government is trying to murder me
No coming back like cutting your wrist open vertically
How could a serpent be purposely put in charge of the country
Genetic engineered sickness spread amongst me
My people are so hungry that they attack without reason
Like a fuckin' dog ripping off the hand that feeds him
Immortal Technique is treason to the patriot act
So come and get me motherfucker cause I'm not coming back
by thehickerap January 26, 2012
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The most overrated music artist from any genre in history. Loved mostly by middle schoolers, posers and 8-year-olds just being introduced to hip hop. Anyone who thinks he is "the greatest rapper alive" should be shot point blank with a 12 gauge. He can't rap, he can't sing, he can't freestyle. If he was put out on the streets of Detroit with REAL rappers, he would be torn apart for slaughtering good hip hop.
Vanilla Ice is more real than Lil' Wayne, this guy fucking sucks.
by WPH15 August 2, 2009
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Your guitar skill just like Lil Wayne!
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Garbage, utter and complete trash. Just beacuse he actually RHYMES what he says, unlike 80% of all the rappers out there, everyone is on his nuts. He isn't good people, you've just never heard anything better.
If ya wanna hear some real freestyle skills, go listen to some biggie or big L. lil wayne is GARBAGE!
by Rap Historian July 11, 2008
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Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.
Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!
by HateMainstreamMusic August 5, 2008
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