Number one, best selling throwaway teenybopper in the decade; a 15-year old Disney slut (who is also known as Hannah Montana with her TV/music series) who is also happened to be posing her nude body for the Vanity Fair mag; also known for cheating on the Jonas Brothers. Famous for her fugly being and horrible singing voice. The future of all sluts of the 21st century, joining Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Olsen Twins and Ashlee Simpson (don't forget Jamie Lynn Spears and all-legendary whore Britney Spears)
Miley: Hi ya all!!!!
Crowd: OMFG! Arrrhhh! (Their ears bleeding, then dead)
ET announcer: 15 year old singing "star" Miley Cyrus (also known as Hannah Montana) was found to have posed herself nude for The Vanity Fair...
Disney fannies: Ahhhhhhhhhh! (Shocked as they watched, then dead)
A illicit drug that is mixed with dried dog meat, dried kimchi, ground tobacco and white chalk powder. Imported illegally from South Korea, it is popular with lifeless gamers, koreanophiles and hippies who are worn from usual dose of marijuana.
20 g dried dog meat
10 g dried kimchi, grounded or whole
5 g dried tobacco
1 g white chalk powder
any white paper for wrapping (2 cm * 6 cm works the best)
1. Grind the pieces of dog meat, kimchi and dried tobacco together in a mixer for 30 seconds.
2. Carefully sprinkle the chalk powders evenly around the mix.
3. Wrap the paper around the mix in a cigarette-style roll.
Gamer: Whoa, I got high after having a dose of Nexon when I finished playing Maplestory.
A clean version of today's mainstream crappers. Sure he doesn't do shitty dance like Soulja Boy's Crank That
dance or rap about girls in an explicit way ( like hoes
or even whores
), but he is still fucktard who still got no skills in rap. Leave the rapping business to true legends like Eminem, Nas, 2Pac, Biggie and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. Also known for his chubbiness.
Sean Kingston: You're way too Beauuuuuutifullll Girllllllll....... That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
A pill that is used to ease eye strains after long hours of sitting in front of the computer screen. Imported illegally from South Korea, it is popular with lifeless gamers, koreanophiles and kids who have occasional sight troubles.
Warning: side effects include hyperthermia, hallucination, dizzyness, stress, cardiac arrest and/or strains in male genitalia (females can be affected too, between their labia majora and labia minora.)
Guy 1: Ow! My dick hurts!
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I had two pills of Flyff last night to ease my eye strains, but all it did was killing my genitalia. Now I won't able to have sex with my girl tonight!
Guy 2: That sucks!
Aigo, aigo, aigo!
Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.
The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!
Yet another sidekick of Soulja Boy, who happens to be a half-assed crapper. Will never last for long; just an one-hit wonder and an attention seeker.
Sadly, they are the future of new hip-hop...
V.I.C.: Get Silly...
A telecom whore based in Canada; it overcharges their customers for its undercoverage services and all other gimmicks. Telus well as its subsidiary Koodo Mobile, made to offer low-cost mobile services to call it fat-free mobility( its just another fat-filled mobility) and all these bullcraps on its customers.
Guy 1: Hey, nice phone!
Guy 2: Ya thanks! I got it in this month!
Guy 3: From which service provider?
Guy 2: Telus.
Guy 1, 3: You got fucked by TELUS!
Guy 4: At least I got that same phone from Koodo Mobile.
Guy 1, 3: You still got whored by TELUS!