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Best rapper of his time; as of now. Not yet the best but will be by the end. Dude has hot albums dating back to "tha block is hot" all the way up to his most recent (and more known) "tha carter" cd's. Additionally, dude has countless mixtapes....and they are all hot. In his own words,"i can jump on any nigga song and make a part two." Need proof? His mixtapes are so sick that they have had big enough postitive reaction and sold well enough for him to move back the date for his "tha carter III"
"Hardbody mothafucka, got the heart of a killa, young God in the builiding bout to start a religion, bout to call bin laden up and order some missiles, bring em strait to your block and go to war with you bitches, if you hit the head then the rest fall in position, shoot a nigga on his porch and make him fall in his kitchen."--Hardbody

"My leather so soft but dont think i ain't hard, bitch say weezy make it rain, i say bitch i ain't god, but i am god's son, but you know i ain't nas, he got a positive aim and i aim nines."--Beat Without Bass

lil wayne
by CrownBeam April 21, 2008
 
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Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.
And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!
by bigtones January 13, 2005
 
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One of main reasons Hip-Hop is dead. Anybody who knows the foundation of Hip-Hop will agree. All his rhymes consist of wannabe punchlines. The thing is, he notes the obvious in his rhymes. "Im _____ like _______." Wow, Lil Wayne can put 2 n 2 together. Big fuckin deal. Call me a hater, but you know Im tellin the truth. His flow is weak cuz like I said, its all the same shii.

Lil Wayne is a HOTT rapper. Meanin he sells records. But to consider him a GREAT rapper, is bullshii. And like most "rappers" nowadays, he only talk about money, gurlz, cars n clothes. Dont you think dat shii is old? Start listenin to hip-hop that has lyrical meaning, like what it was originally founded and grew on.

Ex. - Nas, Common, Mos Def & Talib Kweli, Lupe Fiasco, Kanye

Jus a few to name. Dont forget the Legends.
"I get ______ like ________."
"I'm so _______ like ________."

Lil Wayne'z flow.

Get off his diq. I kno Im not good-lookin, but to me, dat nigguh look like a cockroach.
by KingSergio703 August 14, 2007
 
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lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.
its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!

(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
by Lil Wayne Sucks Big Dick March 10, 2008
 
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The least consistent rapper alive! Dude has great lyrics like, " I have no brain I am retarded!" "I'm so high I could eat a star!" "This is lil weezy, they cannot see me, they are like stevie!" Great stuff right? Dude is only sellin well cause people like someone that has the lyrical flow of a rock. Papoose would murder him.
"Yo LIL WAYNE IS SO GOOD MAD PROPS YO!!"-seven year old prebuisant boy
"His lyrics suck, he's slow, he has no flow and I hate his voice."-me
"YO YOU JUST A HATER!! STOP HATING YOU HATING HATER!!"-SEven year old
"Great having an intelligent conversation with you, peace."-me
by brealorgetthefuckout November 01, 2007
 
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Probably the biggest contributor to hip-hop's death today, maybe with the exception of Soulja Boy. He's got tattoos of cum, dripping down his face. He's got a hoarse voice, but a hamster penis. The reason for his voice is because, like his rhymes, Lil' Wayne sucks dick. He can't touch or even come close to real emcees like Rakim or Nas, although -due to his sexuality- he'd probably like to do both of those things.
lil wayne:

His name's "Weezy", the sleazy, cheesy rapper. It pleases him when his boyfriend skeezes in his greazy crapper. He gives rap a bad name cuz' all his raps are the same. All his raps are lame, and he looks like a dame. He's got cheddar, but only because some folks just don't know better. A woman once wanted to fuck him, but he wouldn't let her. He told her he was saving himself for Birdman, and that once they were married, they'd change their names to Lil' Stain and Turdman. His pubic hair dreads hang down past his face, another man's ass is his favorite place. He makes a milli here, makes a milli there, puts a willy here, takes a willy there. He shoves a willy here, loves a willy in his rear, he's really just a queer, livin' in fear. He shoves a willy there, loves a willy in the derriere, you can tell from his hair, that's no man, there's a fairy in there.

He's a willionaire.
by pjs91192 May 08, 2009
 
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AKA Weezy Fuckin Baby, and I mean that in a verbal way.

An overrated, most mainstream piece of shit that ever picked up a mic. A man who relies on stupid metaphors and the same shit in everysong such as hoes, bitches, money, cars, and other rich shit. Someone who actually thinks hes hood and lives hip hop, but is only brainwashing every other wayne dick rider. His freestyles are shit and when he did a live freestyle on rap city, it took him 5 min to come up with a metaphor and says words that dont make sense. Made 4 albums and didnt get one of them published. Has beef with Gillie Da Kid who exposed the son of a bitch perfectly. Would get shot and killed if he ever started beef with 50 cent. Thinks he is so good but actually cant rap for shit. Calls himself the best rapper alive, but J. Holiday has better rhymes and can easily get destroyed by Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Nas and even old school rappers.
Me: Lil Wayne fuckin sucks, tha carter 3 is gonna be whack.

Wayne Dick Rider: wtf are you talking about? Wayne is the sickest and the greatest rapper alive!

Me: If you call dumb metaphors and retarded punchlines hip hop then you are fucked in the head.
by MepwnsBostonbitches November 10, 2007
 
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What George W. Bush was to the world, Lil Wayne is to the rap game.

Shot himself accidentally one time at 12 years old. I mean dur, hey idiot, what are you doing playing with a gun? Leave it the fuck alone if you don't know how to handle it retard.

He's beefing with his former ghost writer Gillie Da kid for exposing him as the fake he is... Hey Lil Wayne, if you're the best rapper alive, then Gillie just takes it to a whole new level huh? I mean he wrote mostly all of your shit for The carter III.

He has many fans EVERYWHERE who would make my point about something being SERIOUSLY wrong with today's weed. It's like it subliminally makes you think Lil Wayne is the shit or something. Of course it also makes you retarded so anytime anyone tells them Lil wayne sucks, they retaliate with the usual "You a hater" line, and can never really say anything intellectual to back up their whole "opinion" on why they think Lil wayne is the best. Don't believe me? Look at all these definitions on Lil Wayne here that are on his side. All of them are "Fuck y'all haterz". I mean wow, I know you're stupid but at least learn to spell correctly.

He can freestyle? Oh yeah, free styling is easy when you know the lyrics XD, but then, hmm, that's not really a freestyle is it?

He collabs with every other aspiring artist today, which pretty much fucks up their careers afterwords. One wonders how he is in LA one hour and appears in Memphis the very next... does he have some gay twin or...
George W. Bush and Lil Wayne- The worst things to happen in the history of their trades.

Bitch, you weren't SHIT without Gillie Da Kid, you better start kissing his ass, but not literally. And don't try to kiss him in the mouth either cause he will kill your ass... Oh yeah, dumbass, you shot yourself in the stomach, not the brain but um... find other names to name your solo albums other than your last name OK?

You need to guest host on "Home makeover" to make a home for all your dick riding fans out there, so they can have a safe haven from all the real niggas out there, because we can't go on another day tolerating people who tell us you're the best rapper alive. Better yet, make it a school so they can learn to say smart shit, instead of "You a hater".

Get a life. No, shut up, killing hip-hop is no life bitch, you should go to jail for that, and one day, there will be a law saying no wack shit shall be played on the radio. And then what the fuck are you going to do? So go to college with all "your" money, your in quotation marks because you basically stole it with your foul mouth lies, learn something useful and come back as a successful lawyer or something.

If you're not going to do that, leave other artist's alone. Go collab with other wack artists like Justin Bieber but nobody we like, like Kevin Rudolph or Electrik Red.

And you better not try to kiss me for writing this you fag.
by Raw Doggy May 20, 2010