When two people totally and completely screw something up and make a total mess of things.
Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.

Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
by Strangebeast January 17, 2009
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