the unbearable lightness of genius 

the unbearable lightness of genius is an affliction that affects only one person in the entire population of earth and this person is a guy named Seán (who is also affected by the unbearable lightness of awesomeness too but that's for another day)

when Seán woke that morning he was suddenly overcome by the unbearable lightness of genius...he knew that Wordle didn't stand a chance that day. unrelated... he also looked super hot.

the unbearable lightness of genius by dats wight wabbit April 3, 2022

eightless 

without 8s

- "yo, m8, see 1 + 1 = 2"
- "mf, its eightless af"

eightless by 8less January 6, 2023

Flightless Bird 

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!

A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health

Flightless Bird by Larrybaby September 6, 2021

Lighters Thumb

A callus or blister or indentation formed from using a Bic lighter too frequently. Caused by pushing down on the spark wheel, or the heat from the actual flame heating the metal or bad handling of a lighter.

My Lighters Thumb hurts like hell!
Look, he must smoke a-lot, he has Lighters Thumb!

Lighters Thumb by SummerBoi?! January 1, 2018

25 lighters

This is where drug dealers take the cheap, plastic Bic lighters and take them apart. Wash them out and rig them to put crack and coke in them. They would fill them up and sell them individually like you would do in baggies, only when you're holding a lighter it looks less suspicious than holding a bag or vile. They would just pass them off, hand to hand
or someone would ask to borrow a lighter. Hence 25 lighters means someone's got 25 viles to sell, hence the "Got's to get paid" part.

John: Man, that my jam. DJ DMD, Fat Pat and Lil Keke all went hard on "25 lighters". That shit is a dirty south classic!

Xav: Damn right shawty, "25 lighters on my dresser, yes sir, I got to get paid".

25 lighters by Xavier T. February 6, 2010

limitless 

A subjective sensation or state of being. While 'limitless' you emanate excellence.

Case 1:

Hater: Ok, so what's 42,123 x 1,234 million billon

Carl: *Gentle smile* Bitch please ... take this vial. It cures TB. And cancer. By the way, the answer is 51,978.782 billion billion - which happens to be approximately the number of stars in our universe. ;-)

Case 2:

Adam:- "Whoa, tell me what's in this drink Bill! I feel f*cking limitless"

Bill:- "Oh golly, Adam, why are you doing all those back flips with one finger?! Wait - is that Jessica Alba riding your d*ck?"

limitless by A cambridge Spyo April 11, 2011

listless

Indifferent, too tired to care about anything.

Marijuana makes many people listless, therefore expungable.

listless by Larstait November 15, 2003