Chinese Lighthouse 

pop punk jams from the East Great Falls. They have a song called "The Falls" (Originality is their specialty). All members are in fact Chinese, so don't ask again. The drummer is extremely unfancy due to his years of confinement as lead snare for the marching band. The bassist claims to be an underwater creature specialist. The guitarist is an absolute prick because his balls are made of 100% air. And the frontman....well, he's just a big stocky loser. All 5 members (there's one imaginary one) may be classified as "drakesters" based off of their social media spam sent to the one and only Drake Bell. They are trolls on twitter.

I'm going to see Chinese Lighthouse tonight.

Chinese Lighthouse by mega man z400 August 22, 2014

Lighthouse Point 

The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.

Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.

Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.

Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.

Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.

Lighthouse Point by TrinityBantams May 30, 2011

polish the lighthouse 

The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.

Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse

polish the lighthouse by Loopydave August 18, 2018

Greek Lighthouse

When a woman rubs lube on their anus and inserts a flashlight into it so that light is visible through their asshole.

Jenna gave herself a greek lighthouse to prove to her friends it was possible.

Greek Lighthouse by Rodman Randy April 29, 2005

Lighthousecore 

Underground subgenre for fans of hard working lighthouse- and fishermen. Can be identified by their thick wool sweaters, big beards and most importantly their use of a hand-held lantern (candle or oil).

Pipe smoking and use of phrases such as: "Is there anyone out there?" or "A storm is brewing..." are common in the community.

Dave: What the hell is John wearing? ...and is that a lantern he is holding?
Matt: Oh yeah, John is totally lighthousecore nowadays
Dave: Wtf?!

Lighthousecore by DenOh November 29, 2022

Lighthouse 

When you are standing in the center of the room and you lift a woman onto your shoulders so she is straddling your face. You then slowly rotate 360 degrees while ravenously performing cunnilingus. If you drop her, the act becomes known as "lost at sea".

I can't see this girl anymore. I was giving her the lighthouse and she squirted all over my face. Not since the BP oil spill has their been such a slippery beak.

Lighthouse by DirtyFonzi October 18, 2014

Lighthousing 

The action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.

I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off

Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on

Lighthousing by Fotes April 18, 2010