LIGATT 

A LIGATT, is a person practicing quackery or some similar confidence trick in order to obtain money, fame or other advantages via some form of pretense or deception.

Guy said he was the World's #1 Car Stereo Installer, turned out he was a Ligatt, wired the speakers to the horn.

LIGATT by NobodyLikesU June 23, 2010

Ligatt 

ligatt - to stretch the truth to unimaginable lengths in order to compensate for an extremely small male appendage.

To ligatt is to make up something so far fetched that when examined, it unravels. For example, "I drove my car to the moon today"

Ligatt by H31nz June 23, 2010

ligatt 

Bullshiting/Plagiarism people.

Got ligatted by the gov today

ligatt by urbanligatter June 26, 2010

Ligatt 

Someone who pretends to know about _____ but in all actuality, they know nothing and just preach to those who do not understand _____ because they are the only ones who will buy into their BS. They always end up getting pwned by the real _____ professionals.

I hope that I don't end up on the wall of Ligatt at Defcon this year!

Ligatt by H31nz June 27, 2010

Ligatt 

Lord Is Good All The Time

Ligatt, and all the time lord is good!

Ligatt by Hardcorejesusfreak June 28, 2010

Ligatt 

Someone reputable and likable that does good work and yet for some mysterious reason has a legion of haters and bashers.

That Ligatt works quietly all day but his co-workers talk shit constantly

Ligatt by Wesley9000 July 12, 2010

YouTubal Ligation 

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

YouTubal Ligation by Jill A. February 9, 2008