lifts my moos 

when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").

I was feeling really shit but Tan Frances really lifts my moos tbh.

lifts my moos by JosDickPics April 4, 2018

LIFTS situation 

LIFTS stands for 'light is faster than sound'. It usually refers to a situation wherein someone looks like smart/intelligent/well-groomed person from afar, but when the said person is talked to, it comes to the realization that he/she is almost the polar opposite and you want to get away as soon and politely as possible.

During my coffiebreak, I approached a guy smartly dresses in stark white shirt and shine shoes and glasses. But when I started talking to him, he started to try and convince me that global warming was just a myth and 5G towers were causing the coronavirus. I tried to break away as quickly as I could, quoting that I left my laptop unlocked and had to go back urgently.
Man, that was a bad LIFTS situation.

LIFTS situation by BabaYaga13 June 4, 2020

Lifts-her-tail 

Lifts-her-tail is a Skyrim meme (and book) about a Argonian, which is an anthropomorphic lizard, whose name is Lifts-her-tail and-- I REFUSE TO ELABORATE FURTHER.

G-1: Hey, ¿remember Lifts-her-tail? ¿the Lusty ArgoniaM----
G-2: Out of my house.

Lifts-her-tail by BeheadedLizard October 28, 2023

whatever lifts your luggage 

Synonym of "whatever floats your boat".

Personally, I wouldn't have hired a young rent boy to come with me on a trip to Europe, but "whatever lifts your luggage".

whatever lifts your luggage by Grammalicious May 5, 2010

dick lifts 

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

dick lifts by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

AC Lifts 

HE IS AN ELEVATOR FILMER FROM NORTHERN IRELAND, HE LOVES WATCHING ELEVATOR VIDEOS, HE LIVES IN LARNE AND HE IS A YOUTUBER WITH NEARLY 1000 SUBS

AC Lifts Visits ZZ9 Productions, In The Deep Lovley Home Of Space

AC Lifts by Joshua Saunderson August 2, 2020