Long Life Toe 

When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.

"Hey,

woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"

Long Life Toe by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010

Long distance life 

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

Long distance life by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

long dick life 

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

long dick life by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

long my life out 

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

long my life out by shreddietodie October 20, 2017

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time 

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.

"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices

young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

Art is long, life is short 

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

Art is long, life is short by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

Lifelong 

IS extremely gay and the definition of autism;

u r lifelong

Lifelong by kmpk August 17, 2018