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When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.

woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
by MOFO98769 February 15, 2010
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