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276.
1) Life is a horrible time in which finally ends at death... Unfortantly it doesn't end soon enough

2) Something the rich(2nd-1st class) complain about, and the poor(3rd) strife.

3) Something God(I'm a God freak, so what?) gave us and we destroy. And not only with drugs and alcohol. TV, computer(my flaw!), bad language, public school, the list goes on

4) Something that I have not experianced... I'm writing in the Urban Dictionary, spend my days online... I mean, come on!
1) Don't worry about life, friend. Another day you live, closer to death you are!

2) Reg teen girl: "Life sucks!"
Me: "There are people living off of what you through out into the trash! Try living before you complain about it!"

3) Dude with a death wish: "I'm going to kill myself!"
me: "Why? God gave us life to live? Why end it before you're time."
Dude: "Grow up, kid. Then you'll know there is not God."
Me: " :/ "

4) That stupid red teen girl agn!: "Life sucks!"
Me: "Wouldn't know. Don't got one."
 
36.
Life is a question and death is the answer

life can also be named why
why? death.
everything in life revolves around the question why?

and why is it?
noone knows. To me; life is a complete utter mystery. Why do we live? i dont know at all
Life is a big game. You win or you lose.
by matthew legg May 29, 2004
 
37.
Extended period of decay between coming into existence and leaving it.
As they say, life sucks.
by rs21 September 02, 2005
 
38.
This can be broken or beautiful, depending on the day, the circumstances of the world, society, hormones, and thought. Often goes hand in hand with love. This often sucks and makes life a pain in the butt, yet you can't have one without the other. Life is not always the most sought thing - see suicidal, depressed - but all in all those who have it should cherish it, because you only live once. Advice on life is generally unreliable, as it comes only from the ones who are in the midst of it. After all, the rest are either six feet under or just a ball of cells. The most important thing about life is :

DON'T WASTE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Live life to the fullest even if there's no happiness in sight. For all you know, you might not have another chance.
by 04music21 November 11, 2011
 
39.
1.When God took a shit and forgot to flush it.

2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.
Go Flush yourself!

Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".

Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
by Tempo3240 July 10, 2008
 
40.
Life is a kick-ass cereal for people who are friends of the hooka
today i had LIFE for breakfast
by evan corzine March 17, 2005
 
41.
a stupid board game
i make the pieces have sex
by anti-beat-box August 27, 2003
 
42.
1. Procreation

2. Changing emotional state in which it is impossible to find lasting satisfaction.
Life's a bitch and then you die
by hhhh June 02, 2004