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bill o'liely 

affectionate and well-deserved nickname given to one bill o'reilly by comic genius al franken (see also, saturday night live, snl). o'reilly, the descendant or grandson of reilly, is a raging irish commentator on fox news who's lies count is just approaching one hndred. his latest book, living with herpes as a culture warrior, immeadiatly went on ann coulter-cunt's list of best books, right under mein kampf, and her own books, of course.
bill o'liely is a piece of clit shit who swabs his horsegina with a twatsickle removing device, all the while trying to fuck young women because his sagging wife doesn't put out anymore. fair and balanced, he is.
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A person who continuously alters or manipulates past experiences, adding events and details which never occurred, in an attempt to make the story more interesting or not to be ridiculed.
"You jumped 18 feet? whatever Lielly."
Lielly by anon reach October 28, 2009
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A person who complains about being a victim of their lies because they are too dumb to remember they were the one who started the lies.
I went to the hospital and ran into a liefly from a college town I used to live in who looked hurt that I didn't want to speak with her for the hundreds of thousands of dollars her kin had cost me by lying to anyone who would listen to them.
liefly by Rene2014 June 28, 2014
lienly is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She is also one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet and one of the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. If you find someone named lienly and have the chances to be friends with her take it she’s the best person you could ever be friends with. Although nice she can be a bit of a bitch and moody and you do not want to mess with her when she’s in a mood. Lienly over all os the best person you’ll ever know dont lose her
you: hey do you know that girl named lienly in my math class?
person: oh yea she’s so nice you should try and be friends with her

you: i know everyone’s been saying she is im going to try and get to know her
lienly by jjeibdueendbduek edjj November 24, 2021

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026