So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!
by Skelington December 2, 2003
"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."
by omega9999 December 15, 2003
The best comedian in the history of the world. He yells alot, is Jewish, hate candy corn, and apperently like IHOP, has seen the end of the world which is in Texas.
"I had no thoughts this winter, well just one...FUCK IT'S COLD! or ITS COLD AS FUCK! actually I thought of giving up comedy...and becoming a bear...Uh oh, its cold out, time to sleep, this blows...then comes spring, Fuck, time to wake up.
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
If we did have this non existent tax payers money, we should build a giant wall...in Canada...cause that is where all the could air comes from.
Every Halloween, I go to a party, and there on the table...is a bowl of candy corn...and like an alheimers patient I go up, and go, hmmm....corn that tastes like candy...excellent...*eats* SON OF A BITCH!
by Mustache Man March 5, 2005
An individual who seems to suffer from heart attacks every time he is on stage. Very vocal on his views of the Clinton scandal and how he wanted to eat his head from the inside out. Loves IHOP, his health spa, and can't figure out why someone would say "If it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
by Steve September 25, 2003