4 definitions by omega9999

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The greatest comedian on the planet.
"We believe that whoever has the most stuff when he dies, wins. Well, you're dead, fuck-nut. So you didn't win."
by omega9999 December 14, 2003

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A state of utter destruction; to wipe out, leaving nothing left.
Countries in nuclear war face the threat of annihilation.
by omega9999 November 30, 2003

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Approximately equal to one second in reality.
I'll have it done in a New York minute!
by omega9999 December 14, 2003

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Statement of confusion.
Dah! Did that girl just say "if it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have spent that year in college"?
by omega9999 November 09, 2003

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