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Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.
Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!
by Apeazy February 10, 2008
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To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!
Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!
by Bundy October 26, 2004
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The sexual act of putting two thumbs into a moist bootyhole whilst wrapping the other four fingers of each hand around each ass cheek and then splitting that shit apart like one would a head of lettuce.
lettuced lettuce booty ass hole asshole thumbs vegetarian vegan vegetables split head fingers

Why did Mary become a vegetarian?

Because she just got lettuced for the first time!
by Gambit Knox April 02, 2016
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when one smokes the jazz cabbage aka marijuana.
The act of being high as fuck. boiii
I'm so lettuced right now.
me to bro feels like a Caesar salad up in dis shit.
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