lettuced

when one smokes the jazz cabbage aka marijuana.
The act of being high as fuck. boiii

I'm so lettuced right now.
me to bro feels like a Caesar salad up in dis shit.

by eqwra\fstgzhd May 10, 2017

Having a piece or whole head of lettuce thrown in your face. Must be followed by saying, Lettuced.

Hey man, Yuuma is passed out, we should so lettuce him.

BAM! LETTUCED!

by Apeazy February 10, 2008

To confound or prove someone wrong; embarrasing someone. See owned.

When using the term, it must be preceded with Bam!

Jim> Look, I stole a PS2.
Bob> No you didn't, I saw your mummy buy it for you.
Chris> Bam! That guy got lettuced!

by Bundy October 26, 2004

Lettuce

Check out that bro's lettuce, mad flowsauce, bro.

by LIBR0 April 22, 2009

Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc

I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.

by Potus February 18, 2014

"I am going to shake my lettuce"

I am going to urinate in the lavatory

by Ged December 9, 2003

a bro's definition of hair, to keep this lettuce fresh you must "ice it"(wash it)

Bro1: dude sweet lettuce

Bro2: dude i know this shit is iced

by KingOfTheBros May 9, 2010