To stick a remote up your butt.
To forcefully put a remote into your rectum.
Refer to "Greatest freak out ever (ORIGINAL VIDEO)" on youtube.
Dahm did you hear about Jb, he did a Lester.
My girl said she is gonna show me herself doing the Lester.
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the man who works at chuck e. cheese and wants all the single moms.
At Cindy's 5th Birthday Party
Karen: "did you see that lester?"
Susan: "yeah, did he honestly just ask for your number?"
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A lester is a person who molests or has been accused of being a molester. Generally used to describe a creepy person or a person believed to be thinking inpure thoughts about you/your friends.
"Dude, look at that guy. Hes a total lester."
by Michael Behnke May 16, 2005

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(Les'ter) 1. A ridiculous hair cut usually worn by a person
of lesser fortune. *Also see(Schmoe)

2. The nick name used to describe a person with bad taste in generally everthing.
1. "Have you seens Dick's hair lately"?
"He looks like a straight up Lester"!

2."Wow, denim spandix"?
"Nice move Lester"!
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a fag that has a large amount of farf and sleeps with the same sex. and likes to get smirfed when he has the chance.
GOD, after passing out and waking up with my pants and underwear down i feel like a lester.
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The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you. It is not known for sure if Lester did this out of spite, or only necessity.

In modern dialect, it is normally used with full disclosure. For instance, if nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.
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The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you.

It can also be used with full disclosure, as in you nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.
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