lert

(n) A small furry woodland creature that senses are always very intensely attuned to its surroundings.

You must be a lert.
To be a lert you must be constantly aware of the things around you.

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

lert

To be in a state of "lert" is when your in the mood to basically fuck shit up.

When you are "lert" there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).

Lert and fuck go hand in hand.

Jesus once said: Fuck bitches, Get Lert.

Fuck this history exam I'm feeling lert as fuck.

Boss #1: Man I could go some pussy, alcohol, fast cars, drugs, fights, parties, boats, hoes and some fucking chinese food...

Boss #2: Me too. Lets get fucking lert.

by duckfuckingsauce September 30, 2010

lert

the state of being in which your left breast has been ripped off and is flappping the wind due to being struck by the American Dream in the form of a convertible.

After being struck, Myrtle was lert.

It sucks to be lert.

by Peruvian Hairless March 07, 2008

lert

the unecessary use of question marks.

dumb prep: haha cool? ok?
awsome kid: you just totally lerted, you dumb fuck.
dumb prep: would it be cool if i knew what that meant? yo?

by a_to_the_lley June 25, 2006

lert

shorthand for 'see ya later'.

"I've gotta go - Lert!"

"Ok, then, see ya lert."

by heyman8 June 03, 2009

lert

big stank...thats all

everytime i fart it smells like lert

by Corebore13 December 29, 2007

Lert

The correct way to ask someone if they are coming yet

“No lert.” Bruno stated
“Are you coming yet..?”

by 407Lobsta February 20, 2023