The specific length of a persons beard (or hair) which makes them reluctant to cut it off as they have never experienced such a length. Or, because they feel that their beard has become important to them, like it's their child.
Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.
Note: Often occurs in teenagers and young adults who are notoriously shit at growing beards and tend to cling desperately to any facial hair they can muster.
Ben: Man, your beard is disgusting!
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.
Ben: Gross.
Pete: Yeah I know, but it's reached reluctance length so I can't cut it off yet.
Ben: Gross.
by howlongjizz September 24, 2010
the distance at which two people stop being attracted to each other, i.e. your radius of attraction. the larger the length, the more women want to do you.
(derives from physical chemistry)
(derives from physical chemistry)
Because Jon's bjerrum length was too small, jen was repelled from him and would not sleep with him.
Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.
Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
Bobo does not get any ass because he has such a small bjerrum.
Even though Smith is fat, he has a huge bjerrum and thus still gets girls.
by Merman November 21, 2005
1.An arbitary unit of measurement, defined as the maximum length of toilet paper used when cleaning ones spunk from the carpet (8 sheets).
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
2.Used as an insult, meaning you are toilet paper covered in nob sneeze.
1. I was literally a wanker's length from getting the bus.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
2. He was really tall, about one and a half wanker's lengths.
3.It is about a 200 wanker's length walk to the shops.
4.You fucking dumb wanker's length.
by Joniquai March 20, 2005
the complete length of the penis inside the anus/vagina. its the absolute fullest length and includes all the penis and even some of the skin around it.
by Hakko November 21, 2004
1) In special relativity, the proper length of an object moving at velocity close to that of the speed of light is its length as measured by an observer in the rest frame of the object.
2) A massive shit.
2) A massive shit.
1) Will: Dude, that 30cm ruler travelling at the speed of light looks to be only about 28.5cm.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.
2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
Nathaniel: Yeah, that's because it's proper lenth is 30cm.
2) Nathaniel: Dude, I just crimped out a proper length.
Will: Yeah, thats a proper brown length.
by justabusta January 22, 2011
To initiate coitus when time is of the essence.
See "quickie"
Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
See "quickie"
Can be used in a tactless attempt at seduction but often resulting in rejection
First usage of term was overheard in a church pew in Brussels
1. "Do you fink I might chuck a length love before the bus gets here?"
2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
2. "You wouldn't believe it but the bird let me chuck a length in her arse before high tea"
by Ginalee83 January 13, 2014
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