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Lengthy jew 

A person that is severely jewish and takes their religion to extreme lengths
anna: is your uncle jewish?

mish: yeah he's very jewish, keeps kosher and all.

anna: ohh so he's a lengthy jew!
Lengthy jew by macscotlandia August 5, 2010
One of the strangest (but most fabulous) last names you'll ever find, theoretically pronounced like 80 (eighty) with an 'L' slapped on the front, but truly pronounced "lee-tee" so get it right
Apparently, Leighty is the best last name ever!
Leighty by mandi67 October 20, 2008

lengthy slengthy 

To refer to someone having a long penis but there is a half missing. For example, if someone had a lengthy slengthy, they could be missing the left half of their penis but the right half would be perfectly well intact.
“Greg stuck his lengthy slengthy inside of me last night, it felt weird but it really focused on my right half.”
lengthy slengthy by Praised pecker October 15, 2018

Lengthy Sojourn 

Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom.

stegasouras penis lenght

the length of my third leg
the size of a large wang

Write a lengthy blog 

Euph.
To have a shit.
I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.