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Lenderhawk 

Someone who is doing something unspectacular. Someone who is reading too much into everyday statements. It can also refer to someone who is known to sleep frequently and without warning.
"Hey check out that guy sleeping on the table."
"Yeah man, he is Lenderhawking up a storm over there"

"Why did you just get one drink to share instead of two?"
"dude, stop being a Lenderhawk, we are just friends"
Lenderhawk by Armstrongish November 11, 2009
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Goal-Lender 

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.
Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!
Goal-Lender by Drayus December 22, 2010

Pocket lender 

A pocket lender is another word for credit card.
"Yo bro i aint got cash but i just paid off my pocket lender"
Pocket lender by PrettyboyMA January 9, 2022

Predatory Lender 

Best Buy aka USBC: A company that uses deceptive practices and abusive rates, fees and other mechanisms to maximize the amount they can get from an unwary or desperate customer. Usually corporations, they may include credit card companies, banks, payday loan companies. Such credit cards use any legal excuse or loophole to raise it rates (often above 33%) without notifying the customer regardless of whether of not the customer has been a model customer. See pond scum.
Credo Credit Card and USBC are predatory lenders.
The collective nickname of Puntlanders/Puntlanderz, aka Puntites; those from Puntland
saw lots of landerz today
landerz by readyforthemoon55 September 3, 2019

lenderma 

Lenderma is just slenderman without the s and m. I guess your doing that stupid tik tok trend of removing your first and last letter of your name, but creepypasta version.
Lenderma is your new name
lenderma by That one karen August 10, 2021

Slut Lender 

In reference to banks/credit unions prior to the GFC.... With their careless lending procedures and policies.
Applicant:'I got declined at x bank'.

Friend: 'It's ok Z bank is a slut lender they'll give you a loan for anything'