Goal-Lender

A goal-lender is a goalie who believes that he is the best player, but shows his true failure when he steps foot in front of the net. Every shot towards him is let it, almost as if he is lending goals to the other team.

Player #1: Did you see the goal-lender play today?

Player #2: Yeah! Every shot went in!

Player #3: He was practically LENDING goals!

Goal-Lender by Drayus December 22, 2010

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Lenger goal

when da mandem score a mad ting

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud

Lenger goal by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022

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Related Words

Goal-Lender • Lenger goal • Musty Goaltender • Oklahoma Goaltender • goal • goal digger • Goal Mine • goal angel • goal hanger • Goal Line Blitz

Musty Goaltender

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

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Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

Oklahoma Goaltender by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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