lemon

1) A delicious yellow citrus fruit, good with Coke or Pepsi. Many find it sour.

2) A fanfiction rated NC-17 for graphic sexual situations, banned on fanfiction.net

3) A sexual game played by horny high school students. The names of five boys are written down, as well as five things one can do with a lemon, five girls, five female body parts, and five location. They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.

1) I don't like lemons. They're sour.

2) Ohmigosh, I read this totally hawt Hermione/Draco lemon!!

3)Let's play LEMON!

by piper-san June 17, 2005

lemon

an object of dubious value; a piece of crap.

My computer is so slow, I really think it's a lemon.

by Susy Zimzel December 7, 2002

lemon

a spicy orange

oh no my lemon is burning my eyes jesus christ someone help my mind is screaming and it won't stop

by rich gang lachute November 9, 2017

lemon

a lesbian, female who is sexually attracted to other females. The word lemon is used when discussing such people in front of young children.

(talking to her friend in front of the kid) Janet, i have felt this way for a while...i'm a ...you know, a lemon.'

by cutestop May 13, 2008

lemon

A lemon is another word for a lesbian.

1. Amy your such a lemon!
2. Poppy and abbie are such lemons

by rachel mundey June 2, 2010

lemon

A term that discribes any type of new vehicles that needs constant repairs.

Man! I just bought this brand new car & it turns out to be a lemon!!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009

lemon

east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.

After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion:

Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz

by ganjafarmer May 20, 2008