After she tried stealing my lemons I made her such my dick, damn lemon whores
by Chocolatecoveredwatermelon December 10, 2013
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A dirty whore that steals your lemons
I’m tired of you lemon whores stealing all my lemons
by Glennisntdead02 December 17, 2017
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A woman who cuts a lemon in half and shoves both halves into her cooch and flexes her vagina muscles to squirt lemon and pussy juices until there's just the peel where she then takes both halves and sucks on them.
"Heeey Girl! What have you been up to?"

"Oh me? I've been busy being such a lemon whore."
by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020
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A person who makes you feel bitter because they either hate on someone you like or try to steal someone you like.
The worst type of lemon whore does both.
"Jessica followed him on Instagram! She knows he's mine!"
"Ugh, what a lemon whore."

"She always talks trash about him and now she's wants him?!"
"What the hell? She's a TOTAL lemon whore!"
by TheoJIsMyBae May 21, 2015
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person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 10, 2014
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A whore who tends to steal lemons from a lemontree in a couple's backyard. They strike when you talk about your lemon tree. When the female of said couple leaves, the lemon whore makes her move and attempts to begin intercourse.
"That lemon whore is stealing our lemons!"
by you_frickin_fricks March 19, 2020
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