5 definitions by BadAsh42069

Lemon Sexual

Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.

"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."

"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."

"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."

by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020

Tumblrina

A man or woman who immigrated from the now barren wasteland of a social media platform that now is Tumblr and establishes from sheer and utter energy that just radiates off of that particular individual that they are-- in fact-- from Tumblr

Now listen here, Tumblrina. You're not "special" or "Important". No one cares that you came from Tumblr.

by BadAsh42069 September 18, 2019

Hmilao

Handsome Man I Love to Ask Out

That guy is such a Hmilao, I wonder if he’s taken

by BadAsh42069 April 26, 2021

Lemon Whore

A woman who cuts a lemon in half and shoves both halves into her cooch and flexes her vagina muscles to squirt lemon and pussy juices until there's just the peel where she then takes both halves and sucks on them.

"Heeey Girl! What have you been up to?"

"Oh me? I've been busy being such a lemon whore."

by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020

Lemon Milf

A woman age 40+ who cuts a lemon in half and shoves it up her cooch to squeeze the lemon and squirt literal pussy and lemon juice from her vagina

"Oh God I am such a Lemon Milf!"

by BadAsh42069 January 16, 2020