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Canadian Legwarmer 

When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.
Tom: Man, i'm freezing!

Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!

Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!
Canadian Legwarmer by sandyclam August 17, 2011
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Canadian legwarmer 

Plastic bags, worn over socks and under boots in an effort to keep one's feet dry. Particularly useful if you have zippers on the outside of your boots, as they are useless in keeping one's feet dry. Wet feet will freeze. Even the warmest, most expensive boots available won't keep your feet warm once you've broken through thin ice to the water below, which you may not see at all under snow.
Sheila was ready for anything in her kodiaks and Canadian legwarmers.

alaskian leg warmer 

Urinating on spouse's leg.
wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

Mississippi Leg Warmer 

A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
Mississippi Leg Warmer by Yerran October 13, 2016

Legwarmerphobia 

A Very serious ilness you get from Not wearing leg warmers enough.
Jordan: "Look at Katy's legs Eddie!"

Eddie: " OHH, that is one serious case of legwarmerphobia!"
Legwarmerphobia by Jeddie August 19, 2008

fuzzy legwarmers

These are legwarmers made out of faux fur that are worn over shoes. Often worn by ravers
The girls at the rave were wearing fuzzy legwarmers
fuzzy legwarmers by cyberblank December 25, 2014

Irish Leg Warmer 

More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
Irish Leg Warmer by JellyDeise September 16, 2016