A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.

Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.

Wefty Lestern by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

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lefteri

le-ftery n.

incredibly witty, intelligent, caring yet cheesy, foolish man. typically with light-colored eyes and dark hair of greek descent. a man who enjoys wine, cheese, music and friends. has great ass and is hooded.

damn gina, his jokes are so bad, but i can't beg him to stop it some more...there's just something about lefteri

lefteri by travith October 21, 2007

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More left. Usually shouted in tense moments when directing covering fire, giving driving instructions etc.
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Don't put the clamp on that you fool! That's the ureter! Clamp to the left of that.

Here?

No!! Lefter!!! Lefter!! Oh God! Nurse, get me five units of blood and my lawyer's phone number.

lefter by gnostic1 September 1, 2011

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not all the way to the left, but more to the left than the current position

Person 1: You're in the right lane, but it ends here and the left lane is left-turn only.
Person 2: What do I do?
Person 1: Move into the lefter lane.

lefter by EnnaGirl September 18, 2010

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