Lazy Eye 

An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men.

1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!"

2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would.

Lazy Eye by murkalurka January 25, 2009

The Lazy Eye 

If a girl passes out on you right before you have sex, and instead of continuing you masturbate and spray your manhood on her face. Then when she wakes up in the morning the cum will be caked on her eye so that it cannot be opened. This is The Lazy Eye.

When she got up....Robin couldn't open her eye for some reason. She had been a victim of The Lazy Eye. Get a warm washcloth girl.

The Lazy Eye by Dr. Blackhard November 18, 2006

Lazy eye Surprise 

when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave

i thought this girl was going to be good until she gave me a lazy eye surprise.

Lazy eye Surprise by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010

Lazy Eye 

an eye that drifts hilariously.
like what Taylor Swift has.

"Man, with that lazy eye, i cant tell if Taylor's looking at me or that beercan"

Lazy Eye by Jeebahs September 5, 2009

lazy eye 

to have an eye that is always squinting or half closed

olivia has a lazy eye that is always half closed

lazy eye by gangster g wiz August 22, 2009

lazy eye fucking 

when a man is fucking a girl but hes lazy eye spazes out and he gets nervous and the penis slips out hittin the girl in the face cause ejaculation fluid to hit her in the eye causing her to have a lazy eye(then u choke her) and keep going

while doing lazy eye fucking the eye spazes out hitting christina mount in the face

lazy eye fucking by Lizzayyyy May 28, 2008

Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome 

A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.

Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today

Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome

Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome by DBUS :D January 8, 2010