lazy dater

Someone who goes on so many dates that he/she becomes lazy about it. Usually in reference to someone who dates via online dating sites. The lazy dater will choose a location close to home, wear the same outfit to each date, tell the same stories, etc.

I’ve been on so many OKCupid dates that I’ve become a lazy dater. If I can listen to the entire long version of “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” on the drive to her house; it’s too far. My Banana Republic pull over sweater is starting to fray and I can’t tell the story of “what I do for a living” anymore. Just set me down in my local bar, buy me a drink and let’s get on with it.

lazy dater by timbre November 14, 2013