Cheap vodka and Sunkist, usually found at lower end establishments that can’t/won’t buy orange juice.
I was at a dive bar that didn’t have orange juice, so I just asked for a Lazy Screwdriver.
by Safety Officer Long July 22, 2018
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The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!
by Not Lazy Seal March 9, 2021
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Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'
by jaga-jack May 5, 2009
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A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)
Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.
by Yoyoyoyo Ma August 5, 2022
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When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
by Macadamias February 2, 2015
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Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities
Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.
by TheSalamanderKing September 15, 2022
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