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laxtastic 

Being overwhelmingly lax. A situation involving several lax brahs, a great deal of lax flow, some hetero lax brah - lax brah loving, seersucker and possibly a lax battle. Something is not laxtastic unless it compels an observer to immediately go out and lax it up or grow their hair out, stop wearing shoes, and in extreme situations, only wear practice jerseys whilst rocking the wallet-on-a-lanyard backwards around the neck.

People from Long Island cannot be laxtastic.
Lax Brah 1: Dude, didn't you go to Gark?
Lax Brah 2: Shut up man. I got into Gillman too. I just didn't want to go.
Lax Brah 1: Yeah man, I got into Park, but I'm just not, like, arty.
Lax Brah 2: Fuck you man! I was all Baltimore County! You didn't even start at Gillman!
Lax Brah 1: Bro, I would have been all county if I had played for Gark.
Observer: This is laxtastic!
laxtastic by Trix Coug April 16, 2008
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lagtastic voyage 

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.
Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!
lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008
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lactastic 

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.
Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!
lactastic by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

lagtastic 

When your computer is lagging, a fantastically large amount.
Bob
Awe shit my comp is being lagtastic again

Joe
Dam, no WOW I guess
lagtastic by Pie ;) January 12, 2008

laxtastic 

-an event so cool or awesome that it makes you want to have a killer lax sesh with your brahs
Brah #1- dude im going to the NCAA lax tournament in Baltimore
Brah #2- thats laxtastic news brah let's have an ill pregame rip sesh
laxtastic by hockeylax31 May 25, 2010

lagtastic 

When playing Halo on XBC and the game lags like hell, then when you quit because it's not fun the host says you suck.
That shitty game was LAGTASTIC!!
lagtastic by PMAdd April 9, 2004

LANtastic 

LANtastic is an extremely stupid program which allows you to share files and printers on a network. It also shares you c-drive to anyone on your network.
"Wtf?!?! My PC just crashed???"

"Yes, I know. You have installed LANtastic, so I deleted your Windows-folder."
LANtastic by Mr. Lonely January 6, 2006