Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

Oh lawd he comin 

The highest possible level of chonk attainable.

My sister's cat weighs 15kg (33lbs), oh lawd he comin'!

Oh lawd he comin by Daemia April 15, 2019

get laid get paid gatorade

A phrase similar to fuck bitches get money however you get Gatorade after. Commonly said by the Jacksfilms community as he had created the phrase.

Jackfilm's newest YIAY featured a get laid get paid Gatorade comment.

get laid get paid gatorade by Some Dude Behind a monitor May 27, 2016

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

Lawndalarita 

A sexual act in which multiple men have unprotected sex with the same woman in succession, ejaculating in a margarita glass. If at any time a participant finishes inside the woman, that person has to drink from the margarita glass. At the end of the gangbang, the contents of the margarita glass are mixed with a plastic spoon and used to inseminate the woman. The winner is revealed 9 months later on the Maury Povitch show.

Things got wild last night with Ashley at Skooterz, we went back to Jeff's house and set her up with a lawndalarita. I almost lost my boner when Jake busted in her and had to drink from the glass before it was my turn.

Lawndalarita by Nismaniak August 7, 2020

hair is laid 

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

hair is laid by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013