in-lawed 

When your in-laws come to stay for a weekend but stay significantly longer.

John: Holy crap dude, you look like you are in misery. Is everything ok?

Jim: I am so in-lawed, my wife's parents came to stay for a weekend 3 weeks ago, and still haven't left. I may never have the crapper to myself again, let alone watch what I want to on my TV. Misery is right.

in-lawed by Stoolie May 30, 2014

Blue Lawed 

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

Blue Lawed by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

jude lawed 

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.

-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.

jude lawed by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006

j-lawed 

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

j-lawed by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

j-lawed 

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

j-lawed by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.

My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz by Mind Hunter the Profiler November 28, 2021